Ah, a Royal wedding is afoot and I would just like to send my best wishes across the pond that separates our two great lands. Yes, the Royals, that quaint family of inbred racists who have wrecked such havoc down the many centuries since the fabulous Henry the VIII murdered obstinate Catholics and stole, strike that, 'appropriated' the Church's possessions.
Yes, the Royal inbred brood who pillaged and plundered and murdered various civilizations around the globe and deigned to teach the great unwashed ( that would be us) how to place their knives and forks and curtsy and in all other ways behave in a civilized manner. Here, here, tut tut and all that good stuff, say wot.
So here is my toast to the marvelous land of the Royals: May thee sink beneath the waves.
So here is my toast to the marvelous land of the Royals: May thee sink beneath the waves.
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