Just a quick eyeballing of the top headlines from the front pages of today's newspapers reveals such heart warming items as:
An Indian stuntman died of a massive heart attack while attempting to zip-line over a river using his ponytail.
The singer Pink confesses she is a reformed slut.
The actress Catherine Zeta-Jones has been admitted to a clinic suffering from bi-polar disease..is that like, er, to be or not to be?
The Immigration bill pending in the Senate would allow about 20,000,000 new potential residents and a loophole would allow them to immediately qualify for welfare and other taxpayer provided benefits. (A related article claims that 1 out of every 3 Mexican citizens would plan to move to the good old US of A. as soon as the bill becomes law.)
The alleged Boston terorists' family has received more than $100,000.00 in welfare from the state of Massachusetts.
And, speaking of Massachusetts, the legislature in that enlightened state just passed the 'An Act Relative to Gender Identity'. This act requires high school aged boys who INWARDLY FEEL FEMALE be allowed to play sports with girls AS WELL AS change clothes and take showers with the girls. I kid you not.
But all is not lost. An NBA player has come out of the closet to proudly announce he is homosexual. He has been roundly applauded by all known news media and sports teams and boy scout troops and, well, everybody. (Except his former fiancé, who is dumbfounded as she claims she "Never had a clue he was a fag, er, gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it.")
At this point, I turned from the serious news to easier to digest opinion pieces and came upon one that provided immediate relief for the acid reflux that was then threatening to overwhelm me. Sort of says it all.
Please see:
http://spectator.org/archives/2013/04/30/not-wanting-to-write-about-not
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