And what say you?
The rain falls and the grass grows and the tree frogs warble in ecstasy...And we try desperately to find a winner among today's headlines...
And the winner is:
Somewhere in California a teacher prevents a student from displaying the American flag so as not to upset another student...
The Girl Scouts now have literature mocking the Catholic sacrament of marriage as well as web site links to Planned Parenthood and the wonderful advice that satanic organization is all too happy to dispense...
The U.S. debt ceiling limit has been reached and the Treasury Secretary advises he will now begin pilfering, er, borrowing, from the federal pension funds to meets obligations...
The leader of Iran may be the next head of OPEC, but not to worry, the head of the International Monetary Fund- you know, that global bank that the U.S. taxpayer supports and which redistributes $ to third world paupers, one Dominique Strauss-Kahn has been arrested and charged by NYC detectives with raping a hotel maid.
Strauss-Kahn was also the heavy favorite to take over the French government and now even the Frogs are not sure they want him. His reputed comment "What the hell...she was only a maid" was accepted by his wife as justification, but it's not sure whether NYC authorities will be equally sympathetic...
In Cannes the movie freaks give a 10 minute standing ovation to a silent movie, which if for no other reason than being free of verbalized Hollywood bullspit deserves a standing ovation...
In between takes, Egyptian Moors kill hundreds of Christians and out State Dept applauds the success of the new found Egyptian democracy and Jews and Palestinians pull each others arms and legs off, nothing new there...
Republican pol Huckabee announces he will not seek the GOP nod for president in 2012 and Newt Gingrich inflames conservatives by saying everyone should have health insurance and Ron Paul is leading the pitchfork brigade against the Federal Reserve while Sarah is still out hunting and Herb Cain, a black man, is exciting some Rebubs and wouldn't it be great if we had a black conservative to run against the messiah in chief? my side splits along with my head in convulsive laughter...
And the winner is:A Saudi woman defied authorities by driving a car. She was last seen being dragged out from behind the steering wheel. There are reports she will be/ has already been stoned to death for violating the Saudi ban on female drivers. This is a hard one...on the one hand stoning for driving a car?... then again...female drivers...
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